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Who the
fuck is
Goofreck?

Mythical Mammalian Reptibird

Goofreck started as a weird thing on Ansem's timeline back in May 2025. He made the ChatGPT joke, CT wondered what Goofreck would actually look like, and out came this mythical mammalian reptibird. The image got posted, people laughed, and everyone moved on.

A few months later, one of Ansem's followers showed it to his mom. She made the plush. Somehow Goofreck became real before it ever became a token.

Some memes get remembered. Goofreck came back.

Buy Goofreck,
get Ansem.

Every single Goofreck trade pays a 3% tax straight to holders — in $ANSEM, automatically, on every venue. Hold the bird, earn the bull.

You hold $GOOFRECK

You earn $ANSEM

A 3% transfer tax on every transfer of $GOOFRECK — on any venue — is paid out to holders in $ANSEM, pro-rata, less an approx 2.5% fee covering the network costs of distributing and supporting operations. Tax collects until it is worth distributing, then goes to wallets holding at least $20 of $GOOFRECK at that moment.

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No claiming, no staking, no forms. Rewards are paid by the token itself at the protocol level and land in your wallet as $ANSEM. Market data from DexScreener, reward totals from StonkFun — both refresh every minute.